Funny Cat Names

Funny Cat Names

Do you have the class clown in your home in the form of a cat or kitten? The kind of pet that is always and forever doing something ridiculous and entertaining without even trying to do so? Some cats are just natural comedians.

We know the type, and finding the perfect moniker for these silly kitties is as humorous as they are. Some of the following names just might make you laugh out loud because they range from hilarious to droll and outlandish to unexpected, kind of like certain types of felines!

Many people choose to name funny pets after famous comedians like George Burns, Gracie Allen, Jerry Seinfeld, or Ellen Degeneres, but actually some of the funniest names are the unexpected ones.

The Top 10

Purr Diem: Till now you have heard about carpe diem, which means “seize the day.” And, now it is all about Purr Diem, a funny cat name that could actually mean seize the cat. Or, could it? Well, find out for yourself.

Bing Clawsby: Don’t you think it is the perfect name for a lord-like cat who loves to meow and croon but who is ready to be condescending to almost anybody? And, of course, the lord crooner  who is ready to bring his claws out, anytime, anywhere!

Cleocatra: It is royalty again but this time it is a woman. If you are thinking of giving the mighty queen a tribute, it better be a catty one. Cleocatra is mighty as well as catty, don’t you think?

Admiral Pancake: He is a hoary being  that makes an authoritative entry every time. But then he has a softer side only you know about –  he loves eating pancakes. So, if you have a cat who loves to indulge in all the good things in life, this could be an ideal name.

Optimus Pants: Care to give a wacky “Transformers” twist to your cat’s name? And, it is not about Optimus Prime anymore. It is about Optimus Pants. Let kitty wear the pants well with this funny name.

Chairman Meow: He is a cat but that does not make him small fish, right? Chairman Meow it is if your feline companion has an air of authority as well as responsibility about him.

Boo Manchu: Rhyming can’t get wackier than this. And if you have a political agenda behind it, then so be it.

Watts in a Name: Well, if there is anything in this name, then that is humor. And, if your cat is a bundle of brightness, playing upon “watts” would surely make a lot of sense.

Chenoa Azure Marshmellow Puff: If your cat is serenity and cuteness personified, this name can be a great fit. While Chenoa means white dove, azure brings to the mind a clear turquoise sea. Marshmellow adds a fruity spirit to the picture and puff is just plain cute.

Senor Nachos: Bring the Spanish flavor back with this one. Especially if you love snacking on Nachos along with kitty.

If you have a good sense of humor, then one of these top 10 funniest cat names could be what you are looking for your kitty.